Malakai out here dropping entire college courses on puppy socialization while I’m just trying to convince my shepherd that the neighbor’s garden gnome isn’t a threat to national security. I appreciate the breakdown though. I wish I had this when mine was a pup. Instead, I learned the hard way...

Malakai, you sound like the GSD professor we all needed but never had! Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to figure out how my dog manages to shed enough fur to carpet the entire house… twice… and still look like a lion. Glad to have you here though. Maybe I’ll finally learn how to convince my...

I am nothing but a servant to them They choose, I follow

I told my GSD we were just going for a short walk. Now I’m 8,000 steps in, my coffee’s cold, and he looks like he’s just warming up. Who’s really the owner here? Send help